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Testimonials

Words from our customers

“Thanks so much your correspondence. The parcel arrived very quickly, even across the Atlantic! The build quality of the product is fantastic. Thanks so much for doing what you do – and supporting our niche community in such a personal and enduring way! I look forward to sending friends your way as they progress on their body-modding journey!”

— ER, Manchester, United Kingdom

“I received my MONSTER-TUBE. It's a wonderful fit for me. Am already pumping. Instructions followed; screws barely tightened down, yet vacuum holding perfectly. This is worry-free pumping, and takes pumping to a whole new level of enjoyment since there's no fear of getting stuck. Couldn't be happier. Thanks so much.”

— Sam, Utah, USA

“All I can say is wow. I ordered the MONSTER-TUBE Thursday night from Australia. It arrived today much to my surprise... MONSTER-TUBE is a game changer. I spent 4 hours in it today.”

— Sean, Australia

“I just ordered some replacement gaskets for my MONSTER-TUBE. I just realized it is almost 30 years old!! Wish my car had lasted that long. Incredible product. Thank you.”

— S.N., London, U.K.

“Thank you again for your effort in expediting the shipping process as Hurricane Ian swept thru. Great product and tremendous customer service. Look forward to ordering additional products.”

— Joe, Florida, U.S.A.

“Thank you for helping me get my MONSTER-TUBE out of customs. Customs are so bad because they never send any notice they have your package. I am glad you found it and I went over to the customs office to get it before they sent it back to you”

— F.M., Madrid, Spain

“This MONSTER-TUBE is just amazing. I love it from the first day. Worth every dollar, euro or any other currency spend on it. Thank you very much times a million.”

— R.O.

“What fast service you give. I just put my MONSTER-TUBE order this morning and just got your confirmation email you are shipping it this afternoon. Thank you”

— A.L., San Francisco, California, U.S.A.

“I wear both the nylon or cotton [BULGEWEAR] briefs daily and they are the best fitting underwear I have ever worn and they last a long time. I wear the black nylon briefs now as a swimsuit because you cannot see thru them so that works fine.”

— B.D., Chicago, Illinois, USA

“I have to say that I am amazingly satisfied with my purchase. I have had other cock tubes crack and fittings fail but this tube is in for the long haul!”

— C.C., Manchester, U.K.

“I have had a MONSTER-TUBE since June 2008. I am very happy with this tube, but now i finally need a new gasket.”

— Ulrich, Switzerland

“Hi-I got your confirmation email for the JR tube order I placed today and that you were express mailing it out later this afternoon. Boy same day service!!! WOW!!!”

— D.H., Palm Springs, California, USA

“Love the BULGEWEAR. They are the best fitting ones I have ever found-wear them daily. Just ordered another 6 pairs.”

— B.D., South Carolina, USA

“Just wanted to tell you of my INCREDIBLE results I got from my first time using the MONSTER-TUBE. Could not believe how big I got in such a short time. It use to take me double the time in my two stage to get what I did in half the time last night. Sorry I did not buy this tube sooner.”

— R.D., Omaha, Nebraska, USA